chaoticgouda:

Basic about info

I am:

• Someone who doesn’t censor or tag the word queer. Please keep this in mind if you follow me.
• Trans + NB inclusive and doing my best to avoid TERF + transphobes on this webbed site
• Pro-sexworkers
• Ace/Aro inclusionist 
• Pan/Demi/Queer/Butch+femme bi friendly 
• Very into corvidae and bugs in a big way

Obviously i can’t stop people from following me since this is a public blog, but if you don’t agree with the above things then you’re not going to have a very fun time.

I shouldn’t have to tell you this but DON’T sui-bait/harass anyone I reblog from/interact with. anyone who does will get blocked.

MINORS WHO FOLLOW ME: More Adult-themed posts will have the tag ‘minors dni’ PLEASE filter this tag or I will block you.

PLEASE don’t send unsolicited messages or asks requesting that I reblog random donation posts! I’ve been scammed once or twice in the past and am unfortunately very sceptical of such things.

Hall of shame tag is ‘the grimace gallery’

Other places to contact me

• Discord - Krill Takoyaki#9496 
• Twitter - @krillbit
• Chicken Smoothie - KrillTakoyaki
• AO3?? I don’t post often but sure?? - Diet_Krillbits
• Twitch - mathmaticalkrillbits

✨Reblogging to add that my Switch friendcode is SW-6812-8609-6686✨

otaconspussy:

davidmills:

Michael Myers Pequeño

junowo:

the dark souls 2 gender coffin. guarded by the dark souls 2 gender ogres.

l3iii:

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

saberwars:

everybody get your november 5 bingo card

pochowek:

retrogamingblog2:

forfuckssakejim:

forfuckssakejim:

So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didn’t even know what it meant at the time. I even said “I’m Spanish. Not lesbianese”

Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????

And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like “I don’t even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry her” and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.

Y'know…looking back on this, I’m pretty sure my teacher was a lesbian.

missouri-misery:

puzzleboard:

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

This is a horror novel

hiddensandtrap:

penny-anna:

the problem w tumblr is that people here sometimes make up guys to be mad at BUT also this site contains so many kinds of Guys it’s impossible to tell which ones are made up

someone appears to make a flimsy strawman spewing the most ridiculous viewpoint ever and it turns out that they are in fact vagueblogging an actual post that’s just a little further in the tag

brownpau:

From the Red Bull Daniel Craig interview.

lacroix-drinker:

slashercatz:

lilith-of-stardust:

shingojira:

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

This plays like one of the nonsense movies Sims watch

watched the video on youtube and it’s just as bad as I thought it would be…. the editing is flawless but the concept is cursed.

i am hyperventilating

woolstation-deactivated20210603:

banjobutch:

banjobutch:

banjobutch:

If Socrates lived today he would be Cancelled

MEMBER OF THE FLORIDA HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES STOLE MY POST

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

who wants to join me for a romantic candlelit catacombs dinner. lit by a lava lamp for some reason.

yahooanswers-official:

yahooanswers-official:

yahooanswers-official:

Go to the emergency room and tell them that you got something stuck in your butt but you’re too embarrassed to say what

Right when they call your name stand up and let a hot wheels car drop out of your pants leg

Say never mind then run out as fast as you can

For bonus points keep dropping them through the halls and into the parking lot like you’re hansel and gretel

This only works two or three times before they recognize you after that you have to switch to the post office or something

Surprisingly it still works though if you get your timing down

c-a-s-s-iopeia: