skoople:

transjinako:

transjinako:

Classic issue between girls 

https://dynasty-scans.com/series/the_guy_she_was_interested_in_wasnt_a_guy_at_all its this

fucko:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

mercurymusing:

mayorgearsolid:

xeansicemane:

mayorgearsolid:

Ain’t nothing like turning to your coworker to ask what they’re making and hearing them say “piranha solution”.

For the curious it’s a mixture of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide. It’ll dissolve anything organic faster than you can say “fuck I spilled it”.

Hazard statement(s)

H272 May intensify fire; oxidiser.

H290 May be corrosive to metals.

H314 Causes severe skin burns and eye damage.

H350 May cause cancer.

Precautionary statement(s) Prevention

P201 Obtain special instructions before use.

P210 Keep away from heat/sparks/open flames/hot surfaces. - No smoking.

P221 Take any precaution to avoid mixing with combustibles/organic material.

P260 Do not breathe dust/fume/gas/mist/vapours/spray.

P280 Wear protective gloves/protective clothing/eye protection/face protection.

P281 Use personal protective equipment as required.

P220 Keep/Store away from clothing/organic material/combustible materials.

P234 Keep only in original container.

Okay you’re clear to reblog this now.

Piranha solution vs chicken drumstick.

Thanks, it’s terrifying

rrdiner:

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

mantaradio:

memorycycle:

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

can’t get an algorithm like this on twitter

oneheadtoanother:

starjasmines:

omggg youre so cute and small and little is it hard being only 2 inches tall? im going to put you in a pot of boiling water but DONT WORRY.

pun-ishment888:

maximumthrill:

VEGETA

Possible case for Vegeta defeating bugs bunny.

f3mc:

maoka1:

aliens are cool fuck walls

#is superman pregnant

homunculus-argument:

If your child is born a clown, you’ve got to let them clown. You can’t un-clown a child by prohibiting them from doing clown shit. You’ve just raised a clown that doesn’t do anything.

ovenroastedtwerkey:

eggpriest:

snout beast animals that look like this top contenders:

aheem heem looking mfs

vympr:

relelvance:

vympr:

relelvance:

vympr:

relelvance:

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

pumping

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

im a white boy

*collars you* You’re my pet now 

this is Biden’s America

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

I love that I have this little creature in my house and all she does is walk around looking for a new place to take a nap and stare out the window and throw up on my floor and I’m like I would Die for this creature. she is perfect. and I tell her I love her and in return she has no thoughts whatsoever

I love her so much look at her she’s so cute okay

thank you everyone for loving my beautiful baby girl I told her she was famous on the internet and she just stared at me as her single brain cell bounced around her peanut brain

arundolyn:

lady who picked up her laptop a minute ago gave me a little origami crow that was like a billion milligrams of dopamine directly into my brain

samrubygf:

x is problematic y is problematic bro i have to make dinner every week for the rest of my life can we talk about that first